March 2010
6 posts
1 tag
February 2010
10 posts
Bottled water facts →
And why you’re an idiot if you buy it
Fuck.
Off.
Give it a fucking rest.
Please.
January 2010
16 posts
“I know it was shot in standard definition, but can’t you just render an HD...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Don’t laugh, I’ve actually been asked this.
deathrune:
dethjunkie:
Moody Blues - Nights In...
November 2009
31 posts
“If I was god I would make all the girls in the world wear no clothes.”
– Seb on religion.
This kid is awesome
clientsfromhell:
Client (after watching a letterboxed video): What are those black lines at the top an bottom of the picture… is that some kind of abstract design statement?
Business as Usual
CLIENT: We’d like to go ahead and book you to handle this year’s edition but, of course, we’re in the middle of a tough recession. So we’ll only be able to offer you about 50% of what we paid last year.
ME: I gave you a heavily discounted price last year as an introductory deal. I said at the time it was a one-off and included a quote at the full price to illustrate.
CLIENT: Yeah… Anyway, we’d like you to get to work immediately, since the deadline is
this time next week.
ME: You had a three-month lead last time.
CLIENT: Uh-huh… Moving forward, we want you to treat this as urgent. Oh, and we’ll be paying you when the project comes into profit, of course.
ME: So, you want me to do three months graft in a week, on the promise that when or if you make money out of my work you’ll pay me less than half what my time is worth.
CLIENT: To be honest, we thought you’d be more grateful.
“We need a 4-color, 1 sheet picture menu. PICTURES ONLY, NO WORDS. It’s for the...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
